More responses to emails from impassioned anti-fans:

***Your Dudeness. See below for response to your most recent email...

I'd like to ask you Fishy what your solution is? Your perfect candidate, who has never lied, been caught in any scandal, the one who has led the life you would approve of to be your president of the US.

****Have you read the bios of all the candidates yet? by your email you seem to be saying that everyone is a failure at business, a pathological liar, and/or convicted felon like W. but i can’t seem to find any presidents in our history who were like him in that respect. Favorite candidate? For me, at this point, John Kerry. Check out that man's resume. That is really something to set our standards for, I mean just as men, I would love one day to be the kind of man he is. very special, honest, war hero, then war protestor, district attorney, senator, committed public servant. A good guy. not caught in any scandals as you imply...

ask yourself Fishy, has there ever been a president that you couldn't put together a resume like that for if you were against him? try to be honest....

***uh yeah bro plenty of them? W is the FIRST convicted felon in the office ever. He is also only the second not to actually "get elected". Many many of them never failed as much as W and MOST of them never swindled the people of the world as much as W has so many times. his presidency is the first real obvious example of the people losing complete control of the administration or any honesty or integrity in our history. Started with LBJ, and has just continued to downward spiral since then. [some will argue that it has always been this bad, but read that resume again] again, its truly shocking. And again, it has nothing to do with partisan politics... 

do you have a favorite candidate that is so much better than our beloved Mr. bush?, 

****yea. Kerry. Or Gephardt. Or for that matter Clark, although I don't think he is that good as a potential leader in the charisma dept, but his resume is superior and exemplary to anything I have ever read. truly a remarkable person in both his integrity as a man and his achievements in his career. Something W just doesn’t have. a kind of life we would all benefit from trying to emulate. 

or are you just another guy that complains about everything this 

country is about.

****Me? Na man, you just don't me. I am a radically pro-American patriot type. I love our country bro, and perhaps that is why I am so passionate about us staying committed to the same ideals we started with when we first developed this nation.

LET ME GUESS.. HOWARD DEAN RIGHT? that's your boy...

***[insert laugh here]

*****Howard Dean? Not a chance. Unfortunately I think he is kind of a future-dictator type. You are certainly seeming very republican these days--at least in this email.... it was almost as if you didn't read my last reply to you. too bad. You're a talent and could have a positive influence on your fans and friends.

you may consider moving.

your utopian paradise is not in this world, I hate to break the news to you Fishy.

****on the contrary, I hate to break the news to you, but OUR UTOPIAN PARADISE WILL BE IN THIS WORLD. With or without the help of all the old dinosaurs hanging around complaining that we are utopians or idealists and we can never have a utopian paradise here. Just you wait and see brother, we are well on our way to it. The people are getting smarter and smarter and life is getting better and better. Let the devil have his due (W and his henchmen) but it is only a matter of time before the Innocents (the current American people who still aren't doing anything to get rid of him) catch on, and when they do, he will most likely be the most hated and disrespected president this country has even had. WE the people will create an enlightened planet here on earth Chris. And it will be a civilization without lying, without swindling, and scandal or scams, and all these other things that those weaker than us consistently try to preach is just "the norm." Its happening. Right now. under our noses. Don't listen to those around you who tell you that "lies" and "cheating" and "untruths" and "scamming" are the norm and that its alright and its "just the way it is." you give in to that, its just cynicism. We all owe it to ourselves and everyone else who will come after us to not only try to be the best people we can but to demand the same out of everyone else.    

lots of other places to go to if you don’t like it here Fishy. 

later brother..

***I do like it here. but I will like it even more when things get back to normal.

Take care,

F