Monday, December 31, 2012

Goodbye 2012 You Miserable Bitch

Goodbye 2012 you wicked evil ugly wench.
Goodbye to your financial woes and economic crises.
Goodbye to never having enough money.
Goodbye to your ugly wars and ruthless invasions.
Good bye to your mass shootings assassinations and virgin suicides.
Goodbye to your vile hate-speech bigotry racism and Islamaphobia.
Goodbye to your war on terror war on drugs and war on anything not heterosexual or in the missionary position.
Goodbye to your partisan bickering and political gridlock.
Goodbye to your over the top hyped up and dumbed down gorno journalism.
Goodbye tsunamis and earthquakes tornadoes and hurricanes.
Goodbye to your heartless wrath of wicked lies rumors and tabloid gossip.
Goodbye betrayal and backstabbing.
Goodbye to your duplicity and deceit, to your mendacity selfishness and greed.
Goodbye banal contrived predictable and repetitive trash TV.
Goodbye to your shitty music.
Goodbye to your false gods and celebrity whores.
Goodbye to your strawmen and false flags.
Goodbye to your nuclear reactors oil spills and fracking mishaps and goodbye to your payoffs.
Goodbye to your sickness disease and plagues.
Goodbye to your famines and droughts.
Goodbye to your murderous heart and treachery.
Goodbye to your silly vampires wearwolves serial killers and zombies.
Goodbye to your Mexican gun running torture and bloodletting.
Goodbye to your Jersey shore and shahs of sunset boulevard.
Goodbye to your unreal and desperate housewives.
Goodbye to your exploitation of mafia boss madmen.
Goodbye to your wretched and wanton singing and dancing competitions.
Goodbye to your coiffed out idiot fools dressed as anchors.
Goodbye to your worthless opinion disguised as news.
Goodbye to your violence.
Goodbye to your smells.
Goodbye to your malfeasance.
Goodbye to your military juntas and puppet regimes.
Goodbye to your forced abortions.
Goodbye to your glad handling.
Goodbye to smiling the enemy in the face for more loans.
Goodbye to your petty land grabs civilian casualties and unnecessary brutality.
Goodbye to your security checkpoints and occupation walls.
Goodbye to your Britneys Lindsays Gagas and Kardashians.
Goodbye to your bachelors and bachelorettes.
Goodbye to your vulgarity.
Goodbye to your Hannitys and O'Reillys to your Coulters and Crowleys to your Limbaughs and Becks. Goodbye to your unfair and unbalanced Mormons and morons.
Goodbye to your filthy riches and health care scams.
Goodbye to your entitlement reforms.
Goodbye to your endless pointless pompous Primaries, and to your insufferable presidential election. Goodbye to your pretending to be Christian Muslim Hindu or Jew.
Goodbye to your GMOs and poison foods.
Goodbye to your soldiers of fortune and terrorist thugs.
Goodbye to your crooked banks and skyrocketing health insurance costs.
Goodbye to corporate corruption and deadly pharmaceutical side effects.
Goodbye to your trading guns for money and lives for oil.
Goodbye to your pirates and genocides.
Goodbye to your executive orders petty squabbles and filibusters.
Goodbye to your phony dramas your hype over nothing and your ignorance of the facts.
Goodbye to your baby killing and child murdering.
Goodbye to your friends who are only there when they need you.
Goodbye to your calls for austerity when your pockets are full.
Goodbye to your high unemployment budget deficits and national debt.
Goodbye to your bloody battles and civil wars.
Goodbye to fake boobs phony YouTube views and Honey Boo Boos.
Goodbye to cynicism being cool and cruelty being acceptable.
Goodbye to violence deceit and revenge as entertainment.
Goodbye to the ends that justify your means and goodbye to your meanness.
Goodbye to your secret invasions and collateral damage.
Goodbye to your threats of war and unilateral actions.
Goodbye to your midnight raids heartless sanctions and drone strikes.
Goodbye to your citizens united and tea parties.
Goodbye to your voter ID laws campaign finance coffers and earmarks galore.
Goodbye to calling bribes and blackmail lobbying.
Goodbye to holding Congress hostage.
Goodbye Grover and goodbye Elmo.
Goodbye to governance by the lowest common denominator.
Goodbye to your Mayan prophecies doom prepping and profiteering.from the end of the world.
Goodbye to your unexpected deaths unsuspecting victims and unwarranted suffering.
Goodbye to your unwelcomed pain mourning grieving loss and sorrow.
Goodbye to your cancer stroke and heart disease.
Goodbye to your smoking guns and rocket launches.
Goodbye to your inane press conferences and goodbye to your conspiracies.
Goodbye to your lack of loyalty and trustworthiness.
Goodbye to your deregulation blues and corporate bullying and bulldozing.
Goodbye to your union bashing freedom bashing teacher bashing and worker bashing.
Goodbye to your aches and pains and goodbye to your buzz killing.
Goodbye to your gray skies without silver linings and your miserable rain on our parade.
Goodbye to the bitterness hate resentment discontent and sadness you inspired.
Goodbye to your confusion lack of direction and confidence and fuck you for taking it out on us.
Goodbye and good riddance 2012. You will not be missed. May you return to the hell from whence you came and never return, leaving not a trace of your memory in our hearts and minds.

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