Arnold is now a governor of one of our States here in America. And to make it even weirder, the Florida Marlins beat the New York Yankees in the World Series [the world series???? Isn't it only American baseball teams that actually participate in the world series? What “world” are they referring to exactly?]. Forest fires are burning through California destroying thousands of homes. And in other news—this is just so hard—almost impossible to believe: 

THE REUTERS EDGE

Report Says Iraq Contracts Reek of Cronyism  October 03, 04:14 PM ET By Sue Pleming  WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Many of the U.S. firms doing billions of dollars of work in Iraq and Afghanistan have been big donors to President Bush and his Republican Party and fill their boards with political and military heavyweights, a report on Thursday said. More...